For Christ's sake, you have to believe me when I tell you that Denton is a vortex:
On the corner of Eagle and Carroll this afternoon, on the way to Home Depot, I saw a guy kneeling on the sidewalk. He was supporting a 10-foot cross made of railroad ties over his shoulders. When I got a little closer, I could see that he was wearing a white t-shirt decorated with fake blood. Drawing closer still, he was wearing a crown of thorns with more fake blood dripping into his eyes and face. Printed on the t-shirt were the words "Happy Easter!"
No, it wasn't Mel Gibson. Wow, I love this town.
