that fuck

This fuck should just shut his fucking mouth. I mean, really - one week before the election and he just rallied the Republican base like Rove never could, playing into every centrist's distrust on whether the Democrats can be trusted on security, or whether they "get" the military. Kerry is just the gift that keeps on giving. Fuck.

like you, i thought it was a car commercial at first

x was on to something

Last week, X was literally writhing around on the floor, barking in fury, spittle flying, when Sting was the fake musical guest star on the remarkably short-lived Studio 60, playing his - what was it? Oh, yes, "that goddamned lute." Evidently, NBC executives were having the same reaction when they looked at the ratings. Who knew?

if you don't know who the cowboy junkies are this won't make sense

Here's a fabulous track from Earlimart, who seem to have gotten over their diabolical plan in their last album to whisper every track on it. Shh!

Earlimart was one of those indie bands I went out and bought last year because I read a review on Pitchfork, or CMJ, or something, that said "Earlimart will change your life," or words to that effect. And then I played it and was I like, oh, shit. This is like if Cowboy Junkies decided that their last record was too angry and they needed to take it down a few notches.

carrie meets fight club

...only, starring blank-faced Japanese girls, and with an electroclash soundtrack. Fun! Especially if you like violent prom brawls!