oh, that other white meat

I saw the grossest billboard ever this afternoon on the way home from Dallas - I had taken my grandmother to the cemetary for Father's Day.

It was a closeup image of a shirtless man in a pair of jeans. The picture was cropped so that the it started at his abs and ended right below the crotch. His jeans were partially unzipped. Right below that, it said, in big letters: Open To Experimentation?

And I thought: wow, the Texas Triangle must have a bigger ad budget than I thought.

But then I saw this familiar logo off to the side: